I don't want my family infected by what we do here.Ĭhristian: What is it that we’re doing, Sean, other than make people feel good about themselves? Sean: What we do is let people externalize the hatred they feel about themselves.Ĭhristian: Sean, do you know why we just bought twelves packs of ham? Sean: Because alligators are finicky eaters. How cool is fatherhood? Sean: I'm not doing anything to my son's penis or my wife's breasts. Snip, snip, he feels better about himself, and you, sir, can make that happen. Troy's pleasant and very thorough bedside manner with real emotions.Ĭhristian: We're in the vanity business, Sean. When you stop striving for perfection you might as well be dead.

Kimber: Am I really this ugly? I was homecoming queen.Ĭhristian: Let your shortcomings and imperfections fuel you. Kimber: Are you a doctor? Christian: Plastic surgeon. Bartender: Another one before you hit the road? Christian: No, I have to operate tomorrow. Christian: Can I buy you an appetizer? Kimber: I don't eat. Perez, you cad.Ĭhristian: Can I buy you a drink? Kimber: I don't drink. One last time, why are you running? Silvio Perez: I was with the boss’ girl. It’s the only South American country with fluoride in the water. Perez, if you were Argentinean, I wouldn’t have to recommend porcelain veneers. Coffee, for instance, and of course there’s the cartel money. Christian: Funny, isn’t it? How certain things from Colombia have that pungent aroma that can stink up a room. Silvio Perez: Twenty thousand dollars, according to your website. Silvio Perez: I prefer to let my money talk. I’m a doctor what you tell me during consultation is confidential. It doesn’t add to my confusion about your predicament, it only highlights your own. Perez, when you answer, drop the 'no hablo English' bullshit. Sean: My god, when was the last time we went to bed and you didn't hate me?Ĭhristian: You wanna talk about the real reason you breezed into town? And do me a favour, Mr. Sean: Still have a crush on the missus, do we? Christian: Let the records show that I dated her first and passed off my sloppy seconds to you. Christian: If you’re thinking conflict of interest, I’d like to volunteer my services. We’re getting ready this morning, and Julia tells me she wants her breasts done. Season 1 Pilot Sean/ Christian: Tell me what you don't like about yourself. 5.22 Giselle Blaylock & Legend Chandler.

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